Monday, June 11, 2007

So, These Two Lawyers Spend Too Much Time In A Bar, And...

Two DuPage County attorneys are in a nasty dispute over Bears tickets. Donald Ramsell has decided to sue his estranged friend Douglas Warlick over rights to purchase season tickets that Warlick has held since 1985.

Yes, that's right--he's suing him over Bears tickets.

"Call me a prima donna," says Ramsell.

No, Donald. I think "asshole" will do very nicely.

2 Comments:

Blogger Stephen R. said...

As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a mah-roon!"

Now, if these were Streisand tickets...

2:35 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Streisand's fans are smarter than this...

3:21 PM  

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