Deadlocked?

I just got the following "e-mail news digest" from Crain's Chicago Business:

"The jury in the racketeering and fraud trial of fallen media tycoon Conrad Black (publisher of the Chicago Sun-Times) sent a note to the judge Tuesday during their ninth day of deliberations saying they are unable to reach a verdict and asking for advice."

Okay, I'll be the judge. Now here's some advice--pull your thumbs outta yer asses. How many witnesses were there, for Christsakes? You have more than enough evidence to make a decision one way or another. So get back in that room and don't come out until you've done your job. We're not paying for greasy take-out food for a whole new batch of jurors in three months.