"Why Can't I Get, Just One...?"

I hate it when members of a band I like sue one another. It really works out better if they just have a murder/suicide pact--that way, they can avoid costly litigation altogether.

The fan whose "heart sank" when he heard "Blister In The Sun" used in the Wendy's commercial needs to up his dosage. Granted, the song doesn't exactly make one hungry for hamburgers, but get over yourself, freak! (But it reminds me of the scene in "The Doors" when they're watching TV and the Ford commercial comes on and the actors are singing "Light My Fire." Morrison just looks at his bandmates and they say, "We couldn't get hold of you.")