Thursday, November 16, 2006

Voodoo You Think You Are?

This is terrific. If you read no other news stories today, be sure to read it.

In all of the furor and uproar surrounding and following the last two presidential elections, there's one tactic that we never took into account: black magic. Think of all the painful recounts, not to mention weeks of uncertainty, we could have saved ourselves if we'd had one Ki Gendgeng Pamungkus on our side. And a niftly li'l recipe for goat/snake/crow stew to boot!

Let's not blame the Diebold machines next time. Let's just recite a few incantations. We might even score some points with the far-righties for being religious, since they might mistake us for Pentecostals...


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