Can we just cut Florida loose?
I'm serious...just let it drift away.
Every time they have an election, there's always some fucking voting machine drama to hang everything in suspense.
Ironic, given that 80s porn queen look-alike and Bush-administration-fellatio-performer Katherine Harris pushed so hard (as opposed to lying passively, as was her custom, I'm sure) to get these machines installed.
Most likely it wasn't the machines' fault she lost, though. Most likely, it's because people just DON'T FUCKING LIKE HER. And they don't want to look at her 1983 hair and makeup anymore.
Every time they have an election, there's always some fucking voting machine drama to hang everything in suspense.
Ironic, given that 80s porn queen look-alike and Bush-administration-fellatio-performer Katherine Harris pushed so hard (as opposed to lying passively, as was her custom, I'm sure) to get these machines installed.
Most likely it wasn't the machines' fault she lost, though. Most likely, it's because people just DON'T FUCKING LIKE HER. And they don't want to look at her 1983 hair and makeup anymore.
posted by Aaron at 3:28 PM
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