Libby Judge "Harrassed"

Scooter Libby practices his alluring, "fresh meat in the laundry room" look, which normally only works for inmates at least 30 years his junior. (AP Photo by Pablo Martinez Monsivais.)

U.S. District Judge Reggie B. Walton has been getting threatening letters and phone calls ever since sentencing I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, Vice President Cheney's top aide, to 30 months in prison, but says he will not delay the prison term, regardless.

Gee, I wonder who's behind those threats? You have to hand it to the old son of a bitch for adding the insult of threats to the injury of underestimating the integrity of the judicial branch. No wonder they wanted to fire all the U.S. attorneys...

There is a higher Justice, however, Dick. Higher than Scalia, even. One that you can't take on "fishing trips" to win over or threaten off if it disagrees with you. All it takes is one cardiac episode when that battery of physicians isn't falling all over you like clueless fags on Madonna, or one "hunting accident," and you might just find yourself face to face with it.

(Which begs the question: how strong is Justice's stomach? Let's hope Justice really IS blind, for its own sake.)