Wednesday, August 29, 2007

But Will She Spend It All In One Place?

Like all insufferable, fussy, rich old bitches, Leona Helmsley doted on her dog. (Who else could stand her, after all?) But this particular lucky dog, a Maltese named Trouble, gets $12 million! The lucky pooch.

*sigh* Watch her spend it all on spa treatments and plastic surgery. Just like mommy.

She leaves her brother Alvin millions to care for the dog and millions for two of her grandchildren (as long as they visit their father's grave at least once a year, which is probably more often than she did). Her other two grandkids receive absolutely nothing "for reasons that are well known to them."

How'dya like that? Even in death, the Queen of Mean is stealing lines...from someone who said them much better 30 years earlier.

Now that the last intrigue of this wretch's life has been played out, maybe we can stop hearing about her and looking at those fugly pictures. I don't want to see those Halloween wax lips in the news anymore (not to mention those out-of-control, Vulcan-looking, Judge Judy eyebrows).


Anonymous Ed said...

Oh you haven't heard the last of Leona, the grand kids who feel left out will Lawyer up and suck the coffers dry. That little doggie will be eating Ole Roy kibble before it's done.

12:00 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

That damn dog can eat its own pellets as far as I'm concerned.

I hate lap dogs, anyway...they're usually fussy and bad-tempered like their owners. Can you imagine what THAT one must be like?

2:04 PM  
Blogger Stephen Rader said...

She really had the line "for reasons that are well known to them" in her will?!?!? That's bitchy AND tacky!

"Well, as usual, she has the last word."

"Does she? Does she?!?"

4:38 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Yes, she did. Defiantly tacky and exasperating to the end. As far as the last word, I doubt we'll ever see it. It will be a never-ending cycle of nasty, tell-all books. (And she contributed nothing to society, except to a select handful of equally distasteful New Yorkers, so there's not likely to be a cult movement in her favor later on..)

5:01 PM  

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