Monday, August 25, 2008

Sometimes, Sports Analogies Really Prove How Annoying You Are

Jesse Jackson, Jr. says that Obama has to perform like Jackie Robinson and hit well and run all the bases, or something. He also dropped names like Pee Wee Reese and others that nobody gives a shit about anymore, thereby sounding like some senile old man who doesn't know what year it is.

He did say one thing worth noting: "Nobody wants an angry African-American in the White House."

And that's why his father didn't get elected.

Oh Snap. Yes, I went there...

(Of course, we put a pencil-necked elitist in back then instead, and look where it's gotten us...)

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody wants a woman chasing angry black man in the Cabinet either. I imagine that Mcbush thinks Jesse is a Republican. The Globe, that bastion of truth and honesty, said Laura bought her own house in Texas and plans to divorce W after he is no longer the pres. Maybe she's not as dumb as her painted on smile would suggest. ed

2:27 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Actually, it isn't the painted-on smile that alerted me to Laura's stupidity--it was the crossed eyes.

But if she did divorce W., that would indicated that all the Lysol-huffing hasn't killed every available brain cell yet...

2:31 PM  
Blogger Stephen Rader said...

I love with you go there. It's always spot on, baby!!!

4:01 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Go there with me, Stephen! In fact, go with me all! There's room enough in the car--here, I'll clear the empty pop bottles off the passenger seat.

10:04 PM  

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