Friday, April 27, 2007

To Grandmother's House We Don't Go

A court in the Bahamas has ruled against Virgie Arthur, mother of the late Anna Nicole Smith, in her legal bid for custody of Smith's daughter, Daniellynn. The court has instead awarded custody to Larry Birkhead, Smith's one-time boyfriend (because "one time" is all it takes, apparently).

I can't imagine why they won't allow Virgie the chance to be a parent again. She was obviously so good at it...!


Blogger A Red Mind in a Blue State said...

Lol-- good post.

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Ed said...

Virgie didn't raise no fool, Anna Nicloe took what she had and enlarged it into a fortune. Daniel lynn should do as well.

8:11 AM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Daniellynn doesn't need to; she already has the fortune. That may well be what Virgie was banking on. Pun intended.

10:47 AM  
Blogger dirk.mancuso said...

Did you see Larry Birkhead's alleged gay Kentucky lover in the National Enquirer?

The first thing my mother said was "Virgie is going to use that against him to try and steal that baby!"

Methinks my mother may be psychic.

10:16 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Well, I normally agree with Mama, but the Enquirer is always running "shocking secret gay life" stories on figures in the news--you can set your watch by it. Apparently, even the Virginia Tech shooter had a secret gay life (because "secret gay lives" always turn people into killers--we're depraved, don'tcha know).

On the other hand, Virgie looks like a regular Enquirer reader, so she might well use that as ammunition. Very possibly, yes.

11:43 AM  

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