Penelope Wants to Know...
Penelope Cruz has a question on Yahoo!
Oh, how I long to write in and say "put moldy fruit in every corner."
Oh, how I long to write in and say "put moldy fruit in every corner."
posted by Aaron at 4:17 PM
5 Comments:
Tell Penelope that first she must move to a home with less than 5000 sq.ft. Sell the Bentley and stop getting her lip injections. That last one should save thousands.
The moldy fruit in every corner made me LMFAO!! The Actress might just do that she isn't known for her brain power.
Then she could do what I do, put Kermit in a blender without the lid on high speed. That'll do it!!!
Now, now, Ed, she didn't say green and RED...just green! :-)
She should ask, "What are some inexpensive tips to put on about 25 pounds an not look like an alien space ship sucked out my innards."
Well, she DID date Tom Cruise for awhile (to boost her career, a la Anne Heche). So the alien spaceship could be easily explained...:-)
Oh, please write in and suggest the whole "moldy fruit" thing. And then, have every fag you know write in and back you up when she questions it. We'll all tell her it's the "new thing to do" and she'll fall for it.
I mean, if she dated Tom Cruise, we know she's gullible, right?
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