Friday, July 13, 2007

You Must Be THIS Big To Ride This Ride, Apparently

With war raging, prices skyrocketing and the economy sputtering, what bigger problems could there be than a baby who talks too much on a plane?

I'm sorry, if a flight attendant told me to drug my kid to keep him quiet (more specifically, to "shut him up now"), they'd find their OWN ass with a syringe full of morphine in it.

And I'd take all the fucking peanuts I wanted.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Ed said...

Bye Bye Plane, Bye Bye Plane, WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nope the Tot saying Bye Bye Plane was not a problem, the flight attendant should be fired. A screaming baby is one thing but a little tyke talking is not a problem at all.

12:39 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Exactly. I realize it's not easy to be a flight attendant, dealing with so many people who are hostile and angry because of delays, etc. But it seems to me that the LAST thing they should do is bring more of it on themselves by being assholes to people who DON'T deserve it. (A 19-month-old? C'mon!)

1:27 PM  
Blogger Johnny C said...

I think all children should be put into the hold with the pets.

but I know a couple flight attendants, and actually dated one (big mistake); they have nothing but contempt for all the passengers.

8:57 AM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Yes, because they're so much COOLER than us, controlling the tiny bottles of liquor and all...

11:13 AM  
Blogger dirk.mancuso said...

Baby Benedryl? My mother would've just told me the Whistler was on board and I'd have shut up.

12:11 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

That's something my Grandma Dorothy would have done!

God, I loved that woman...

10:59 PM  

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