More "Good Christian" Examples

This suburban Chicago priest seems to think he's Tomas de Torquemada. Sheesh! Give 'em a collar and they think they own heaven! (At least my collar has studs.) I can't believe that the teacher is only suing for $50,000, given the normally swelling coffers of Catholic churches, especially in the suburbs.

My favorite quote is from the diocesan spokesperson who says that they're hoping for a "peaceful solution." In other words, "settle out of court, and now."

A wise decision, pumpkin. And if I were you, I'd cough up the whole $50,000. That "send him to hell" bit is just way inappropriate. (Although I wonder if we can use that as a write-in ballot option come November 2008...?)