Wednesday, January 09, 2008

For Everything Else, There's the Expense Account

One drive to the suburbs for a lunch meeting with two passengers: $16.00 for parking, $2.40 in tolls

Gas for the drive (approximately 2 gallons at $3.35 each): $6.70

Forgetting I had Marianne Faithfull's Broken English CD in when I started the car, hearing her shout "why'd ya let her suck your cock" and seeing my two female passengers NOT EVEN BAT AN EYE:

Priceless.

4 Comments:

Blogger Tilly Screams said...

Oh yeah. Try having Prince's "Sexy Motherfucker" in the cd player.

8:48 AM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Sadly, I don't have that one in my collection, although I did have "1999" at one time...

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They probably didn't bat an eye because that is not the worst line in that song. Sarah

2:38 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

No, but I shut it off before she described what she sees in her bed...! ;-)

4:08 PM  

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