Thursday, April 24, 2008

And This Just In...

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia opens up to the media for the first time and proves that Katherine Heigl was right--some people just shouldn't speak in public.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Scalia really wants to stop misleading the Amercan public he would keep his mouth shut instead of trying to rewrite history. Gore won that election and was cheated out of it, word! Ed

8:46 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

He should just follow his inner Paul Sorvino and retire...

9:41 AM  
Blogger American Girl said...

Too bad his kids haven't urged him to retire. Maybe they're waiting for a democrat to be in office before they do that. Sarah

3:22 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Yeah, it's always the mean ones that have all the stamina and never have to retire. The liberal/rational ones just care too much and spend time weighing both sides and get all worn out, whereas the right-wing votes along party lines and has all that adrenazeal* going...


*The boundless energy that flows through the veins of the truly righteous and fanatical. This sometimes causes erections, which is why the justices wear long robes.

5:39 PM  

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