Monday Morning Quarterbacks Are Still Just Digging For a Few Last Cheetohs in the Cushions...
The world of Armchair Punditry is all abuzz today with critiques of Hillary Clinton's convention speech. "Did she sell it?? How did she do?? What do you think??"
Guys--who gives a flying fuck?
Here's a lil' tip--she's not running for President anymore. That's right. The important issue is not how Hillary DID, it's how Barack is GOING TO DO. Her speech is only important in that it's a call for Democrats to unite: to pull together and win this thing in November. And any Democrat who's NOT a raging moron will back the party's choice instead of being a sore crybaby and cutting of ALL our noses to spite their OWN face by voting for, say, Ralph Nader or (even more apoplectically) John McCain.
In a related story, Rudolph Giuliani says that Hillary's speech only helps the GOP. "She never really answered the key question, is he ready to be president? Which she put out there, rather dramatically, in the primaries."
Really, Grandpa? That's all you brought? "She sang a different tune in the primaries?" Everyone knows that and it's old news. Is that the reason you and Mitt Romney crammed yourselves into a plane with Karl Rove, braving his flatulence and wasting all the expensive fuel to get to Denver? This is the product of your "war room??"
Feeble.
Giuliani also offered this query:
"Why isn't she the vice presidential candidate? Why isn't she the presidential candidate?"
Well, gee, Rudy, why aren't YOU the presidential candidate? Oh yes, that's right, because you got your ass whupped. Sorry. Our bad. We forgot--you're not in because you were voted out. You won't be selected as VP candidate either, because nobody likes you. And no Republican is going to drag a bleeding swimmer into an ocean full of sharks, especially when he's already gone rancid. Face it, Rudy--your family doesn't like you and America doesn't, either.
If it was Karl Rove's idea to drag this corpse along, then it's a sure sign of his serious slippage on strategic matters. And a sign of just how desperate the Repubs are to rally their troops on the "Just A Little More Fear For Old Times' Sake" ticket.
Guys--who gives a flying fuck?
Here's a lil' tip--she's not running for President anymore. That's right. The important issue is not how Hillary DID, it's how Barack is GOING TO DO. Her speech is only important in that it's a call for Democrats to unite: to pull together and win this thing in November. And any Democrat who's NOT a raging moron will back the party's choice instead of being a sore crybaby and cutting of ALL our noses to spite their OWN face by voting for, say, Ralph Nader or (even more apoplectically) John McCain.
In a related story, Rudolph Giuliani says that Hillary's speech only helps the GOP. "She never really answered the key question, is he ready to be president? Which she put out there, rather dramatically, in the primaries."
Really, Grandpa? That's all you brought? "She sang a different tune in the primaries?" Everyone knows that and it's old news. Is that the reason you and Mitt Romney crammed yourselves into a plane with Karl Rove, braving his flatulence and wasting all the expensive fuel to get to Denver? This is the product of your "war room??"
Feeble.
Giuliani also offered this query:
"Why isn't she the vice presidential candidate? Why isn't she the presidential candidate?"
Well, gee, Rudy, why aren't YOU the presidential candidate? Oh yes, that's right, because you got your ass whupped. Sorry. Our bad. We forgot--you're not in because you were voted out. You won't be selected as VP candidate either, because nobody likes you. And no Republican is going to drag a bleeding swimmer into an ocean full of sharks, especially when he's already gone rancid. Face it, Rudy--your family doesn't like you and America doesn't, either.
If it was Karl Rove's idea to drag this corpse along, then it's a sure sign of his serious slippage on strategic matters. And a sign of just how desperate the Repubs are to rally their troops on the "Just A Little More Fear For Old Times' Sake" ticket.
posted by Aaron at 1:33 PM
7 Comments:
I know it's just the beginning but if I hear them say one more time that Obama isn't qualified I'll, I'll be stomping mad that's what! Hey Republican Retards let's shine a little sunshine up your skirts. What made W qualified to fuck up for 8 horrendous years? The next time they say Barrack isn't qualified let's remind them that a Howler Monkey is doing the job now. I think Hillary did great. I can't wait to her her hubby tonight. ed
Yes, it's hard to beat the last eight years in terms of sheer dumbfuckery (to quote our Dirk)...but the Repubes have selective memory and perception, and if Bush shits in a bowl, they'll garnish it with a cherry and call it pudding...
LMFAO! You are so right, Aaron! ed
Yesterday they said that McCain had picked a Vice Pres then today he said he hasn't made up his mind yet. I think he did but just forgot. We both have a birthday tomorrow. One of us is 56 and the other one is 72. His memory, his 5 years in the pow camp and his voting with Bush 95% of the time all point to the fact that he is a fucktard. McCain sure looks older than 72, I want to see the birth records but I'm afraid they don't go back that far. I on the other hand don't look a day over 55. ed
After rereading that it sounds like I've got something against POW's. Actually I was trying to say that it had to adversly affect his mind. There were many POW's from Vietnam but they didn't try to run for President. ed
My dad was even remarking about how old McCain was when I was visiting last weekend. I reminded him how old Reagan was and he said, "Not when he went in office." Which was true--I think Reagan was still 69.
His age wouldn't bother me so much if there wasn't something so frosty about his whole camp. And I particularly loved this video one of my MySpace friends sent me today, which kind of sums up my apprehensions perfectly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wD0Gf9w5DA
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