Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Obama Reminds GOP Who Won--Stand By For FOX News Foot-Stamping

Obama promised to listen to GOP lawmakers' ideas for the economic stimulus package that's intended to "jerk the economy" out of a recession (which, frankly, will just need to run its course, sadly--there's no quick fix, although there might be ways to mitigate it, depending on what Americans are willing to do).

But he made it clear (see last paragraph) that he still won the election and that it's "his vision" that will guide the country.

I can just hear FOX News seizing up on that already. Bill O'Reilly's puckered, garden-gnome face will look even more sour than usual as he decries Obama's "arrogance." And is that an extra line of cocaine across Ann Coulter's make up mirror? (Or just her dessicated skin finally starting to flake off?)

6 Comments:

Blogger Stephen Rader said...

"I won." I love it!!!

Finally, we have Democrats in the White House with balls! Huge, elephant-sized balls! And they're not afraid of those scuzz-wad, "Dark Side of the Force" Republicans.

Oh, and that line on Ann Coulter's mirror is her own unique blend of crushed Oxycontin mixed with the dried tears of small children. Her favorite. :)

2:24 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

There's no reason to be afraid of the REpublicans, now that they don't control two sides of the political triangle anymore (House and Executive). But I still think we should go after the rotten ones and prosecute them to the full extent of the law for what they've already done. (To send a message to the others of what happens when you fuck with us from now on!!!)

Ann Coulter and Oxycontin--it's a perfect combination! (Well, it would be more perfect with some Valtrex thrown in--but we can't have the earth, now, can we?)

2:48 PM  
Blogger American Girl said...

John Boehner (sp?) is bugging me to no end. I just want to yell at him, "Your ideas sucked ass so now we're going to try some new ones. Shut up and sit on your hands and stop trying to fuck things."

My, I feel better already.

3:31 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Yeah, I heard his voice on NPR this morning (my alarm is set to it) complaining about something. He has an awful voice.

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The House Republican'ts were crying to Obama that the majority Democrats are not letting them have any say in what is going on. Oh you mean like you f*ckers did for the last 8 years? Damn, I do feel better. ed

4:46 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Strangely, so do I...although those same folks were whining just as loud when Bush was in office and they weren't getting what they wanted. Funny how many pundits made careers of being "angry white men (Bill O'Reilly)/women (Ann Coulter)/god-knows-what (Laura Ingraham)" all the time he was in office. They were supposedly getting their way--what were they so pissed about?

5:10 PM  

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