After A Lengthy Absence From Posting, THIS Is What I Come Up With? It Hardly Seems Worth It...
U.S. figure skater Johnny Weir has gotten himself into a spot of bother with some animal rights groups because his recent costume contains fox fur. I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact that fur was used, or the fact that the costume makes him look like Bebe Neuwirth on "Cheers."
But did anybody else find it humorous that the Friends of Animals president is named "Priscilla Feral?" I just can't stop laughing at that...
But that doesn't mean that I endorse fur. I don't wear it and I wouldn't buy it for anyone else. So if you're thinking of giving me a hard time because I'm laughing at someone's name while people are being mean to bunny rabbits and foxes, well, save yourself some time and just go fuck yourself.
Alternatively, you can donate money to the people in Haiti. Or a truckload of Whoppers to Rush Limbaugh. Or some acne medicine to Bill O'Reilly. (Doing something for PEOPLE. Now THERE'S a revolutionary idea!)