Thursday, May 31, 2007

8+ inches Next-Door Naybur Gurls HOT

(In honor of the post's subject, I've misspelled most of the words in the subject line. Get it?)

Robert Alan Soloway, 27, of Seattle, described as one of the worlds top 10 spammers (hey, we all aspire to something), was arrested yesterday. He's estimated to have sent out over 10 million pieces of Internet junk mail. Authorities described it as a "very good day."

Golly! And here am I, wondering where to buy cheap Cialis tax-free...

I have no idea what his sentence will be, but personally I think he should be forced to open and read--individually, on every single machine--all the crap he sent out. I also think he should be forced to shave his head and wear a wool hat in July.

Now, if they could only demobilize those generic hoochie-mamas on MySpace, life would be nearly perfect...

7 Comments:

Blogger David said...

He lived in Seattle. That struck me as odd. I don't know why...

11:57 AM  
Blogger Clark Bell said...

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12:07 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

At least we didn't find out that one of the Heart sisters was sending that stuff out. That would have killed me!

12:08 PM  
Blogger Stephen Rader said...

The mental image of one of the Heart sisters sitting behind a computer in full stage costume with HUGE hair is making me giggle... a lot... :)

1:47 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

I exist to make you giggle, Stephen.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Jason Falls said...

Lay off my hoochie mamas!

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Ed said...

Sorry I can't get past the 8+ inches. what were we talking about?

8:24 PM  

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