"Verbatim Verboten" Redux?
AP Photo by Jeff Christiansen.
Ellen: You have the cutest little mouth. I could just eat you up. Too bad you're gay.
Matt: Uh, no, actually I just got married.
Ellen: Oh, that's legal now? Awwww, good for you!
Matt: Ummmm, noooo, to a woman...
Ellen (giggling): Seriously, cut it out.
Matt: No, seriously! To an Italian girl, Luciana.
Ellen: Oh! Well, I bet she doesn't pinch you this good...
Matt: Actually, I've got a silicone hiney on right now. I couldn't feel that.
Ellen: No shit? You mean like that "Hubba Hubba Hiney" they used on "Laverne and Shirley?"
Matt: Kinda. Except it's silicone.
Ellen: Wow. I never had that good of luck with silicone.
Matt: Looks fine to me.
Ellen: Well, aren't you sweet?
Matt: Well, I should get going now. It's good talking with you, Ms. Dickinson.
Ellen: I'll talk to you later, Leo...