Thursday, May 17, 2007

We'll Always Have Paris...


Princess Paris looks inscrutably on at the little people and crosses her legs for once in this AP Photo by Georgios Kefalas.

...unfortunately.

Yes, as expected, Paris Hilton's jail sentence has been reduced to 25 days due to "good behavior."

A reduced sentence already? There's only one behavior I know that works that fast--I'm just wondering:

How good was she?

8 Comments:

Blogger Moxy Rocks said...

Good behavior? You have to wonder what that is...

12:56 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Well, it never said it was HER good behavior, I suppose...perhaps it was mom Kathy's good behavior. I'm sure she made quite a favorable impression screaming and cursing at the judge...

1:39 PM  
Blogger Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - You know, I never saw that "Paris Home Porn," but my straight male friends kept going on and on about how Ms. Hilton, who is perhaps famous merely for not being good at blue collar jobs isn't very good at jobs that require teeth placement, jaw flexibility and breathing through one's nose.

That said, I don't think Paris pulled a Monica Lewinsky to get this reduced sentence for good behavior... before she's... begun to behave. Oy...

(I only mention this "less time through oral placement" theory because that's exactly what I would do to get the warden, the judge and the strip search officer all on my side... as it were...)

4:55 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Stephen: I'm sure she didn't really give the judge a hummer, but it sure looked suspicious, seeing "good behavior" before she'd even begun her sentence! It just screamed for a joke. And I'm always happy to oblige...;-)

Interesting info on her "oral placement" abilities, however. That's...very icky. :-)

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Ed said...

The ladies on the view said she got her sentence reduced because so many fans e-mailed the judge begging for leniency.

9:19 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Ed--I'm surprised the judge kowtows to public opinion that way...unless the e-mailers were all in his district and he's worried about re-election.

11:33 PM  
Anonymous Ed said...

One word "California" her 23 days will be spent in a celebrity wing away from the riff-raff. Uh isn't she riff-raff? Her inital fame came from a sex tape,right? Falwell is spinning in his coffin.

6:54 AM  
Blogger Aaron said...

"Falwell is spinning in his coffin"

So THAT explains the noise this morning. I thought it was a garbage truck.

9:47 AM  

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