Well, at least they all agree on ONE thing...
Religious leaders of various faiths gather on the Illusisat glacier in Greenland to pray for the future of the planet.
Can we get some money from the Federal Government for this project? Why, we could slip it in as on of those "faith-based initiatives" that seem to be all the rage these days...
Can we get some money from the Federal Government for this project? Why, we could slip it in as on of those "faith-based initiatives" that seem to be all the rage these days...
posted by Aaron at 11:24 AM
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Well, if you want to use the faith-based funding the people praying in Greenland would also have to council the glaciers against having sex until they are heterosexually married. Trust me, that would make sense to Pat Robertson.
You'll also have to require the Glaciers to remain in school and then cut off their funding. No Glacier left a dime I mean behind.
Forced to study the Bible while growing up I find the earth's outcome as being very bleak. "Heaven and Earth shall pass away..." "The Earth shall melt with a fervent heat.." "Fire and brimstone and columns of smoke.." Sounds like a Nuclear Holocaust doesn't it? "The mountians shall melt and there will be no more seas."
Forget that praying for the planet shit. Whose praying that Britney's new cd goes platinum in its first week?
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