Tuesday, December 02, 2008

"I Hate Them"

Brad Pitt hates the papparazzi. He also hates talking about his family, because he says it "cheapens" them somehow.

It's a little late to worry about that, isn't it Brad? And while we understand your disdain for mercenary lowlifes who stake out your property in camos and try to ambush your family as they head to the local co-op, you must have realized that with fame comes a price: loss of privacy. Suck it up, buddy.

And it's understandable that you don't like to talk about your family much, but let's face it--what else're you gonna talk about? That huge body of work you've churned out lately???

What. Ever.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brad is trying to look like you with his goatee but he is a poor imitation. His wife wears the pants in that family for sure. She has him on a short leash. Too bad he used to be somebody. ed

6:13 PM  
Blogger American Girl said...

Maybe if the Jolie-Pitts didn't sell pix of their children everytime one emerges from the womb or orphanage it would be easier to sympathize with them. However, once you open the door to something, it's very hard to cry foul with any credibility.

6:19 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

If Brad wants to look like me, he needs to go on a diet of alcohol, potatoes and self-loathing. I think the hair is pretty close, though...

Yes, I think the Jolie-Pitts have a bad case of "Arriveditis." The biggest symptom (besides being lousy tippers and shitty to service personnel) is saying "It Doesn't Matter How I Got Here--Now I've Arrived." As if he couldn't go straight back to Palookaville, Missouri in just a few short years. Time and reclusiveness erase many achievements--and it's easier when you haven't really achieved anything besides once being really hot.

8:39 PM  
Blogger Ray Ray said...

There's no excuse for these 2 to be bad tippers or shitty to service personnel...that's just a green light for service personnel to sell them out to the razzi! They need to make back that tip somehow...

10:00 AM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Exactly...that's the lesson that Those Who've Arrived always forget. The ladder goes both ways, and it's crowded with people you've fucked over.

And frankly, I've always thought Angelina had one foot in the whacky-shack from the get-go. It started with that creepy kiss with her half-brother, and just never went away. You can't live your life like a madcap eccentric and then just expect to turn it off when it's convenient.

9:59 PM  

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